This Is Not Mrs. Letterman

The above picture is not a photo of Regina Lasko, David Letterman's ugly wife. It is a photo of Cher's "daughter" Chastity. Now, who knew that that name would result in a fucked up adult. Well, it did. Amazing. Chastity Bono, who's father died by skiing into a tree and who was not assinated because he was the Mayor of Palm Springs and would not play ball with the Mafia, there is absolutely nothing to that, but was instead killed in a sporting, vehicular, vacational, or other transportational mode slash Mafia, i mean non Mafia, accident, Chastity Bono is going to have a penis installed between her legs and become uglier than David Letterman's wife, I mean become a man. Unlike David Letterman, who could use the same operation, then there would be three men in the family, himself, his lesbian wife, and his gay little boy. Yes, this posting is about Chastity Bono, and not about that queerbait, lezbo-marryin' faggot David Letterman, why do you ask.