Artit's Rendition Of The Creation Of Mrs. Letterman Surfaces

The above drawing depicts the delivery of a pussy to the gravesite of a Martian Dung Beetle which was attached to the reanimated corpse, the creature then being presented to David Letterman as a suitable mate for a human zombie. Naturally Dave was appreciative since she was devoid of any earthly characteristics, making him feel less alone and alienated. After a brief courtship during which Regina Lasko, the name the Hive Masters gave the thing, got acclimated to Dave's inherent repellance and personality disorders, Dave allowed his grey, twiglike tongue to emerge for her to see, this being the final test of compatibility. After a few moments of disgust and revulsion at looking at it, Regina vibrated her scaley carapace and created a sound like
hippo grunts with her back muscles for ten minutes and the marriage was consumated. "Sure beats fuckin'" the relieved Dave quipped. They have since produced what appears to be a normal human son, presumably acquired by theft.