The Hereafter

Michael Jackson gets to sing in the hereafter with a hundred piece orchestra of the greatest dead musicians in history while Billy Mays stands right next to him while he's performing and is selling Oxyclean to the orchestra at the top of his voice. Jackson is in hell and Mays is in heaven even though they are both in the same place. This saves God a lot of real estate, and being a Jew He really likes that. The Hereafter: one location with everyone together; some of them eternally pissed; some of them eternally happy. God's idea of a very funny joke. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!