David Letterman's Wife Shows Wedding Pics

Regina Letterman, David Letterman's wife, released one of her wedding pictures to the press today of her in her gown to prove that Dave is not really gay. "It takes a real man to fuck me," she gurgled. "Excuse my voice but I only eat hot sulphur and powdered limestone." Regina Letterman lives underground, being an alien life form made from calcified salts and dissolved granite amalgam. "I'm not as funny as Dave but I think you will agree I'm a lot better looking. I have gaps between ALL my teeth, for one thing."