Report That Obama Girls Cooked And Ate David Letterman's Son False

The story that The Obama daughters, Conkanga and Butwamba, cooked David Letterman's son in a big black kettle and then ate him and then shrunk his head is false. It is believed to have been started by Madonna who desires to adopt the Obama girls in order to "give them a better life." Madonna claims that living with a "muslim marxist black racist father and a butt ugly goat-toothed lesbian mother, both of whom are barely out of the trees," is unfair to "two girls born in the United States and wanting to wear dresses and shoes, not cattle-hides and tree branches." The Obamas insist that "learning the ways of the Wobitabi" - the tribe the Obama's come from -
is a better way of life than "Western decadence." Madonna said "A lot they know about Western decadence. They can't even dance. They're not even proper niggers, much less proper parents."