Michelle Obama Designs Official American Womens' Daywear

Michelle Obama has revealed what she will be ordering all American women to wear as the official tribal daywear of the American White Bitch. "I am going to be the only female in America to wear recognizable clothing," she declared. "I am the most beautiful woman on earth and so all other women must go into hiding. Since this is impractical since I need to occasionally clambump some of them once in a while, this new garment I have created will have the same effect." Michelle designed it herself with the assistance of her gay husband "Barachnid." "I named him that because he has 8 legs on the dance floor. Most uncordinatted nigger I ever saw," she laughed, while her husband stood quietly by and nodded.