Obama Daughters' Adoption By Madonna Update

Well after a lot of hunting I have learned that it is true but that the Obamas are refusing to let Madonna adopt their daughters because they fear she is trying to exploit them. Madonna insists she is just trying to give them a better home. The Obamas, stupefied by this, reminded Madonna that the girls were living in the White House. Madonna reminded the Obamas that they were being raised by niggers and that living in the White House or living in Windsor Castle would not rectify that unfortunate situation. Madonna said the girls were entitled to have the chance to learn something besides jumping straight up and down and drinking cattle urine. The Obamas said there was absolutely nothing wrong with learning those things, the jumping brings the rain of the rainy season, and the cattle urine helps stave off the Gaandaabi demon. Stay tuned.