Madonna Update On Adopting Barak's Two Daughters

In an effort to lure the Obama daughters out of the White House compound Madonna left a trail of fake skeletons and bones from the White House fence to her car. "They are both basically at the hyena stage of development, thanks to their parents," Madonna said. "Sniffing bones and sucking the marrow is more or less all they do these days, so I figured I would give them an incentive to wander off the property." The plan almost worked except that Michelle, who was wallowing in a mudhole she had constructed on the lawn, and who was laying leisurely in the shallows while slapping the side of her head against the bank, noticed the two girls
sniffing bones and barking. "I knew immediately it was a Madonna ploy," she said while holding one of the girls by the ankle and holding the other one by the back of the neck in her teeth.