What Is The Kyoto Protocol?

The Kyoto Protocol is a meaningless Associated Press mantra that allows idiots to use the word "protocol" AND a Japanese name in conversations where they would normally use words like "Drrrrr" and "No way" and "like, a-YAAA!" and "ya think?" But now they can insert "Kyoto Protocol" and create an actual sense of confusion in the listener since it actually sounds like something we should all be vaguely familiar with. But it isn't. Hearing someone you know to be an idiot use the word "protocol" in conjuction with an actual Japanese name willl make even an intelligent person wonder if the idiot they are talking to is actually an idiot. Relax, he is.