I Like Hitler

I like Hitler. The difference between me though and everybody else who likes Hitler is that I admit it. In truth MOST people like Hitler. Why? 'Cause Hitler was cool. I mean, at the same time that we had Hitler we had Stalin: Mao Tse Tung: Emperor Hirohito: Mussolini: Winston Churchill: And Franklin (HAHAHAHAHA! FRANKLIN!! WHAT A FUCKIN TIPOFF THAT SHOULDA BEEN RIGHT THERE!!! FRANKLIN!!) HAHA "DELANO"!!! ANOTHER FUCKIN' RED FLAG!! ROOSEVELT!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, JEW??? HAHAHAHAHA! WHAT A FUCKIN NAME!!! FRANKLIN DELANO ROOSEVELT! HAHAHAHAHA BARAK HUSSEIN OBAMA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAVE WE BEEN NUKED YET???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Except for Hitler, NONE of these other global heads of state were cool. Churchill was SOMETIMES cool. But at a lower level of coolness-intensity. Hitler on the other hand was a coolness machine. Hitler was cool 24 hours a day. I mean, Hitler was for one thing a worker. He was at it all the time. He had a fuckin' plan for everything and they were fuckin cool plans: bitchin roads; bitchin buildings; fuckin' skulls on everything - it just doesn't get cooler 'n that - bitchin weapons; bitchin clothes; a plan to make even bitchin people. He created the freeeway system. He created the VW Bug, the most sensible roadway car in history; he liked seeing hot white chicks naked and stuck pictures and posters of them all over the place. I mean Vegas could use this guy right now, I'm tellin' ya. Except Vegas is a fun place and Hitler was not a fun guy. Just a cool guy. But not a fun guy. However he was actually funny. Mein Kampf is written in a very funny sarcastic style. I know what I'm talkin' about. Mein Kampf is the most bad-mouthed book in the history of the world. And it was written by one guy. While in jail. And it's full of laughs. He was either laughing his ass of while writing it or gnawing at the bars. Mein Kampf is never assigned-reading in any school. Why?.....BECAUSE IT'S TOO FUCKING PERSUASIVE!!! Everyone who reads it becomes converted. That's pretty good writing if you ask me. He also had a plan for making Europe White. White people in America were convinced that this was just a bad idea. He also had a plan for getting rid of the Jews. Nobody likes Jews so there wasn't much opposition to this. The only being in recorded history who seems to give a shit what happens to the Jews is their own Creator: a being the Jews don't have much regard for. Pro'bly a bad move on the Jews' part. Judging from the fucking consequences. HAHAHAHA. I'll be damned if I know why people say Jews are smart. They give their own creator and deity nothing but grief. I don't know why the fuck he puts up with it. I guess that's why he's God and I ain't. The fact that the Jews still exist at all for all their fucking unbelievable annoying qualities is a pretty strong proof God exists to me. He is clearly behind their continued existence. Nothing else would explain it. If cockroaches WERE AS ANNOYING AS THE JEWS there'd be no more cockroaches on earth, i guarantee ya. At this instant an entire planet of nuclear-armed nations detests Israel. Israel is two feet wide. It takes up no space. It ain't quality real estate. Everybody hates Israel. They don't amount to shit and everyone wants them gone. They have no allies. But they are still there. God exists. There's the proof. Pretty fuckin clear to me. Ok, I'm convinced, God exists, can i get on with watching porn now??? I don't know what it fucking takes to convince people God, or someone claiming to be God exists. I can see it plain as day. Pick up a fuckin' paper. Oh, well, who cares. So anyway while he was in jail Hitler wrote out IN DETAIL AND SIGNED HIS NAME TO IT everything he intended to accomplish on earth, which was to turn the whole earth German. Which I think is cool! And I'm a fuckin wop! And why do I think it's cool? Because Germans are cool. They're clean; they're smart; they innovate; they like statues of hot naked women; they like forests; and they created Santa Claus and Christmas trees. They basically created the Hummer 60 years before there were Hummers. They made jets. They made rockets. They perfected beer; and they like to blow things up. Oh, and they like to go to other planets. Like the Borg. But, hey, that's just me. Maybe you don't like these things. ok, I don't give a shit. This is about Hitler, not you. So Hitler, while in jail, mind you, said what he was gonna do if he became the ruler of Germany. Did you hear what I said? HE'S IN JAIL AND WARNING THE JEWS WHAT HE'S GONNA DO WHEN HE'S THE RULER OF GERMANY!!!!! Everyone laughed at this. How can a guy in jail - a Jew at that - become the ruler of Germany - and then kill all the Jews except himself. It's crazy. So when he DID become the ruler of Germany, he got his fuckin' book out and then DEMANDED that everybody read it. There wasn't nuthin' SECRETIVE about this guy, He didn't have a fucking HIDDEN AGENDA. His agenda was right out there, plain to see, he vouched for it, he verified it was him what said it, he didn't want anyone unclear about who was calling the shots. If I had been there and I had been a Jew I would have said wait a minute: i gotta get the fuck outa here. This guy gets things done, and one o' the things he wants to be done with is me. I'da hightailed it outa there. But this ain't what Jews do. They don't take action. They wait for fucking RESCUE. Jews are all about BEING RESCUED. Cause they're fucking presumptuous, confused, annoying, thieving backstabbing lazyass "you do it FOR me, sucker" mother fuckers. Well the Jews didn't get rescued. And they're still pissed off about it by the way. They're still pissed off nobody did their work for them and rescued them from Hitler. Of course, though, they DID get rescued, just not fast enough to suit them, and they even got handed their own fucking country that someone else had to conquer first, and they haven't said thanks yet. They're still whining for more stuff; more help, more money, more sympathy, more cooperation, more more more more. They're like niggers on welfare. They're entitled. "We're useless: you need to take care of us; it's your duty." Some fucking priest the other day said Hitler never killed any Jews on a mass-assemblyline basis. The Jews went running to the fucking Pope. They wantrd the Pope to rescue them from this guy. He did. So anyway nobody rescued the Jews from the Germans. At least not quite quick enough to make them happy. They got incinerated and gassed. I suppose I'm supposed to blame HITLER for this. All he said was "Go do that." I say "Go do that" all day long to everyone on this earth and they all tell me to go fuck myself. Why would I blame a guy for telling people to do something no one in their right mind would do and they did it. I would tend to admire this sort of persuasional influence. I would say to myself "What's this fucker's secret?" And trying to unravel and unwind and unpeel the secret of Hitler has puzzled everyone else since. How could you not like a guy like that.