How To Tell 5-to10 Years In Advance When A Company's Going To Go Under

You can tell by their ad campaigns when they start promoting something OTHER than their own fucking product. Such as "the environment." Or your fucking family. Or making all nations love each other. Or doing their part to change the temperature of the fuckiing earth. Or telling you all about how they are monitoring the green-striped bat when their product is car transmissions and not fucking bat food. When a corporation starts selling "the idea of the day" in order to win your love rather than selling whatever the fuck it is they make, then you know that that corporation is running on empty. When they tell you "Here at FucktCo we believe that every yellow-anused thrush should live to be a hundred" you know that it's time for them to be disappeariing. They should not be trying to sell you on the idea of thrush-survival. They should be trying to sell you on the idea of how better YOUR survival can be through the use or enjoyment of their product. This is pretty easy stuff, really. Even for you. You dumbass fuck.