The Latest Peanut Shit

You know, as soon as Jimmy Carter comes out of the forest to do to Obama what somebody did to him - namely, make him president - peanuts are in the news again. Jimmy Carter owns all the peanut farms in America. He's the last plantation owner. He pro'bly has niggers working in the fields putting peanuts into sacks on their backs just so that boy-lovin' redneck can relive the old days of the south and feel important. So now his Boy is president and we gut peanut problems again. The last time this happened it was astoundingly-escalatiing peanut prices. Now its astoundingly-escalating peanut poison. I watched the fall-guy the fucking Honest Congressman was interrogating. The "CEO" of Peanut Incorporated. He looked scared shitless. And not of Congress. Of Jimmy Carter. Anyone want-in on the dead-pool on this guy? I say in under 60 days. "CEO"s of companies never make decisions on their own. They're just corporate shills like evryone else. They just AGREE to take the falls. That's the REAL reason they all get paid so much. It ain't for job performance. Half of them don't even know what their companies do. It's for taking falls. The question is, when Jimmy Carter might be the hooded sith at the end of this particular trail, can the opposition make a deal that might be very attractive to the "accused"? On the other hand, if both sides, Congress, and the hooded sith, are on the same side, this puts the "CEO" in a bit of an uncomfortable position. Kind of like the one Jack Ruby was in. I'm gonna up my dead-pool number to just 30 days, I think. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!