Why Being In A Brick Shithouse Won't Save You In A Tornado

This is the kind of thing you will never learn on the news and weather reports. Because all the tv news and weather people are retarded and just read retarded teleprompters. Even in a brick house you are not safe in a tornado. Because it is not the wind that does the damage. It's the SHIT THAT'S IN THE WIND. In a tornado really heavy crap, and lots of it, starts to "swirl." It goes in a circle and since the circle is round there is a constant SIDEWAYS RAINFALL OF CRAP. It's usually very HEAVY and BULKY crap. Like cars. So what happens is that a fucking CAR hits the side of your house at 200 miles an hour. An instant later A FUCKING HORSE hits your house at 200 miles an hour. Then a fucking steel fencepost and then a fucking cement lawn jockey and then ten million other things flying in a tight little circle hitting your house like a huge machinegun from Mars. Meanwhile all the bricks that have been blown loose THEY START FLYING IN A CIRCLE TOO. And what's inside the circle? Why, your house of course. So your brick house is being pulverized by its own bricks. So you're fucked. Even in a brick shithouse. Maybe even MORE fucked than in a tent. Maybe. Fuck you.