Valentine's Day

Today is Valentine's Day. Men do not know what Valentine's Day IS. Women on the other hand consider Valentine's Day the most important day of the year. And the importance is?..... Anyone?,,,,,,The importance IS that MEN are going to do something SPECTACULAR for someone who is convinced that THEY are THAT MAN'S VALENTINE!! Unfortunately for women, men have no idea what a valentine IS. And so for men Valentine's day is that day that is the most miserable of the year for them by the time it's over. The body count on Valentine's Day is never reported because it would cause mass hysteria. At the very mention of Valentine's Day men become tense. "Am I your valentine?" "I don't know. What is one." "What IS one?" "Yes. What is one." " BOO HOO HOO!! I HATE YOU!!!" "Fuck you bitch before I fucking put a fuckin bullet in your fucking head." That's what Valentine's Day conversations usually amount to. Men losing-it because some woman started calling them names for no reason. Men don't like this. We don't like being told we're hated when we have spent years trying to make someone comfortable. Here's two other people; with a guy who's a little less explosive. "Am I your Valentine?" "I don't know. What is one." "BOO HOO HOO!! I HATE YOU!!!" "I know that. I still don't know what a valentine is." "It's the one you love!" "Then why don't you just ask me if you're the one I love?" "Why don't you just say that I'm your valentine?" "BECAUSE I DONT KNOW WHAT A FUCKING VALENTINE IS YOU FUCKING REETARD FIRST GRADE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!" As you can see this guy was only a little less explosive than the first guy. Women simply refuse to come to grips with the hard fact that men really do not have a clue what a fucking valentine is. We are supposed to know. Women insist that we know. But we dont know. We have no idea what a valentine is. To men valentines are candies with words on them that you had to GIVE TO OTHER BOYS IN SCHOOL!!! We didnt like it then, and we dont like it now. To men Valentine's Day is a celebrataion of homosexuality. Women refuse to see this. To men Valentine's day is a day when you give candies to everyone except the little girl you have a crush on. Because little girls don't get crushes on little boys. Little girls are interested in LEARNING things. So Valentine's Day calls up a lot of frustration from first grade. School destroys boys. You girls - most of whom actually LIKED school because school is basically for girls - are just gonna haffta figure this out someday: that we don't like Valentine's day. You girls are going to have to get it through your heads that we are all - us men - still badly traumatized by what the fucking fag or lesbian or idiot teacher in the first grade made us boys go through as part of some State Operated Emasculation Program. Valentine's Day is a fucking nightmare to us. Period. Learn it, you chicks all like to learn things so much. Learn that.