Today's Law Question

Has anyone but me noticed that there ain't even ONE good law?......and by "good" law I mean a law that people get excited and happy about and go "Oboy!! We HAVE to do this!!" There ain't even one. Every single law there is or ever was - anywhere on earth - in history - pisses people off or makes them sad and depressed. You would think just by the "laws" of averages that a law that people liked would show up once in a while. Just at random. It ain't happened. What should we make of that. That's your question for today. You may masturbate now. Before it becomes illegal. Which it probably eventually will. It's already is illegal in some religions. Fortunately church laws don't send you to jail. They just send you to hell. And it's a crapshoot that there even is such a place. The evidence is pretty good though that jail actually does exist. Which is where disobeying State laws gets you. I seem to have lost my place.