Monday, December 22, 2008

The Mayan Calendar

The Mayan Calendar, a calendar created by an aggregation of child-killers, ends Dec. 21, 2012. The new Mayan Calendar will then begin. There will be no Mayans to pick one up at the store. Because the Mayans are gone. The Mayans were able to lay stones on top of stones to a height taller than themselves. This ability is usually cited by archeologists as the hallmark of a "civilization." "Civilization" in archeology language is something "really good." For instance the Apaches didn't have a "civilization." They could not stack stones higher than themselves and if they could they didn't. So they are just a "society." Ants do not have a civilization but African termites might: they stack stones higher than themselves. They are very small stones. But termites are very small creatures. So back off. Inch for inch I REALLY doubt that you could do better. So you are not a civilization either. However there may be buildings where you live where stones have been stacked higher than you. So you were lucky to have stumbled into an area where people other than you stacked stones really high. So you live in a civilization. By default. Just in case you were starting to feel boastful. The Mayan stone-stackers and child-killers - who likely killed young women after debauching them in a holy rite of holiness that showed their contempt for females since the priests were likely homosexuals - as priests tend to be - because their calendar ends in 2012, this means that we will too. And now you know about the Mayan Calendar: stone-stackers; girl rapists and girl killers; and visionaries into the end of the earth's existence. Credentials for accuracy certainly enough for a VERY large percentage of of earthlings living today. But not enough for me.

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