Monday, December 22, 2008

The Masons

You knew it had to show up here sooner or later, right? The Masons is a "secret society" whose "secret" is that they have sex with other males. That whole "sacred apron" thing is a clear whopping clue. Grown men don't have "sacred aprons" unless the sacred apron is the only article of clothing used in the Final Rite. With the sacred apron as the sole article of clothing that means the buttocks are bare. And there ain't hot chicks in the audience tossing dollar bills so that means those butts are bare for some other reason. The enticement into the Masons is the same as the enticement into all "secret societies" - Super Powers. Keep in mind that these are guys who cannot get an erection unless it's in the presence of another penis. Ok? What the fuck kinda super powers are guys like this likely to be in possession of. Only one. The power to blackmail you. Period. That's the super powers. Super powers over YOU. Stupid. The diety of the Masons is Lucifer. Lucifer is an actual entity and he's their guy. They know it: I know it: and Lucifer knows it. But me and Lucifer are the only ones actually laughing about it. The Masons themselves, they are totally serious. Now, if you think the Masons are not Satanists, go into a Masonic "temple" with a political posterboard over your shoulder that has a depiction of Jesus on it, and while whistling Amazing Grace. See what happens to you. See if they greet you in a pleasant and courteous manner. They will probably slaver and drool actual drops of molten sulpher from their jaws in their fury to get you out of there. All "secret societies" attract acolytes via a combination of the acolyte's trust and the acolyte's avarice. When the satisfying of those two elemets starts to wear thin for one reason or another the acolyte is usually so far involved that he can safely be then kept there by fear. It's really all about fear, and the lie that the "secret society" has "powers." The only power they have is that the higher ups are even more fearful than the ones lower down so are even More Motivated to stay. And for them to stay means that YOU have to stay. Otherwise it all comes down if the secret gets out. You won't hear a lot of laughter at a Masonic Secret Ceremony. 'Cause there ain't nuthin' funny goin' on there. There ain't nuthin' goin' on in there but grief. Grief disguised as "super powers." And you know there ain't no super powers or these guys wouldn't look so ugly, so fat, and so fucking uncoordinated. You'll never see a pickup game of touch football from these guys. Just a pickup game of Sacred Apron Peekaboo. HOO-HOO!!

6 Comments:

At December 22, 2008 at 9:11 PM , Blogger jj solari said...

You are so silly! We are benevolent and kind. We are always fully dressed during our, what shall I call them, events. You must come to one. Just bring your shorts. We'll provide the rest. For a summer experience every boy can share. Sincerely,
Happier Camper than most

 
At December 22, 2008 at 9:14 PM , Blogger jj solari said...

I know it looks bad: lots of men: initiations in the dark. candles. spears. aprons in front of our genitals and our buttocks exposed. but it's not what you think. it's learning how to be gods. it's just that very often the buttocks has to be unadorned in order to become a god. For some reason. At least that's what I was told. By a 60 year old maan with his buttocks exposed. Who made me blow him. Well, not "made" exactly but said I had to blow him in order to remain a Mason. And not be killed. Who would not agree to that. Especially that last part.

 
At December 22, 2008 at 9:14 PM , Blogger jj solari said...

allahYou are so silly! We are benevolent and kind. We are always fully dressed during our, what shall I call them, events. You must come to one. Just bring your shorts. We'll provide the rest. For a summer experience every boy can share. Sincerely,
Happier Camper than most

 
At December 22, 2008 at 9:15 PM , Blogger jj solari said...

You are so silly! We are benevolent and kind. We are always fully dressed during our, what shall I call them, events. You must come to one. Just bring your shorts. We'll provide the rest. For a summer experience every boy can share. Sincerely,
Happier Camper than most

 
At December 22, 2008 at 9:18 PM , Blogger jj solari said...

i wish you would stop saying the samew thing over and over. and can I put my pants back on? Please? I blew you, didn't I?

 
At December 22, 2008 at 10:39 PM , Blogger jj solari said...

I saw in another post that you addressed Lucifer as Lucy. We dont like that. I mean Lucifer doesn't like that. Not that we and Lucifer are connected in any way. Let me start over. Sincerely, Divine Orderly of the Kaballah Exhaulted Dysentery Shamballa OCD Accordion Knot, His Most Influential Dossier, Robby. 69th degree blowjob artist.

 

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