Prince Charles

Every bit as stupid as he is ugly, Prince Charles is undoubtedly the luckiest man in history. He has not one shred of ability in any arena and is about to become King-Of-England-In-Tandem with King Saud of Saudi Arabia. Since Prince Charles is an idiot that will make King Saud also King of England. And since England orders the United States around and has done so unabating since Colonial times that will make King Saud President of the United States. This will be no problem at all for the now "suddenly former" President Obama who will courteously step down and who basically blows Muslims for a living anyway, so nothing will change except his title. He will now officially be called "nigger." 'Cause King Saud won't give a fuck about him. King Saud will then tell the Americans that they must now become members of the official religion: Islam. The Americans will say ok. Out of fear. Since most of the people now in the United States aren't Americans anyway. Except for a few White diehards who will go down fighting. Meanwhile Prince Charles however will think he is still King of England. And he'll say goofy things to that horsefaced water closet he married and she'll blow King Saud too. King Saud's cock is on the verge of getting a lotta action from some powerful international mouths. Isn't global politics great? It's like an exclusive gay bathouse with a whorehouse facade. Meanwhile this will leave Israel alone against the world. This will eventually lead to Amageddon. This all could have been prevented if Prince Charles had had the brains of one of the turds that comes out of his gay fucking ass. Because as you may remember, he was married to the most popular woman in the galaxy; Diana Spencer. Diana Spencer was not only photogenic beyond belief, she was bashful AND the wife of the future King AND she could dance AND she had an ear for music. It was these last two "accomplishments" that spelled her ruin because Prince Charles has a tin ear, doesn't know an eighth note from a vagina, can't keep time with his toe anymore than he can say anything interesting, has NO musical ability, and is less fun than an underling manager of a supermarket. And so it is when his wife kept insisting upon being interesting and fun he decided that rather than use her to gain for England back Her global empire, he would make her life miserable and attempt to drive her mad. Because he is an idiot. Since HE wasn't going to make a fuss if she died, Queen Elizabeth and King Saud decided to solve a mutual problem they both had with her latest love interest. And now she's dead. Just an accident, you see. Thanks, Chuck. Thanks for Armageddon, stupid. I could have at least taught you to LOOK like you could dance and PRETEND you were having fun around music, but no: you had to throw that skank-skinny, shitshovel-ugly green-toothed pukebucket in your wife's face and tell her that THIS is what you consider hot: not the most popular chick in the galaxy. But rather this ass-faced troll. Jesus. You are one stupidass motherfucker. Speakin' o' which, creepyboy: what exactly IS the deal with you and that 90 year old weirdo.