Syrian Chicks

I been trolling the net researching Syrian chicks. I ain't seen no skanky ones yet. They all look smoking hot and have REAL nice tits. And they all look WHITE. I notice Syria always gets kind of lost in the Shuffle-of-Hatred that I try to maintain within myself for Muslims, but this Hot Syrian Chicks revelation is kinda throwin' me for a loop. I sure don't want to nuke THEM. I think it's time for the Girls Gone Wild crew to go in there and bring these babes to the world public. "Syrian Chicks Gone Wild:" sign me up for an advanced copy right now, please. Seein' them exotic Syrian babes hoistin' up their shirts and showin us them forbidden butterbags I think would go a long way towards ameliorating my wrath toward these Islamic mother fuckers and maybe even tempt me to make a deal with the devil himself. I mean, what am I, Mr Righteous? Nope, don't think so. Mr Lecher is a lot closer to what's really goin' on with me. Plain and simple.