Monday, December 8, 2008

Why Being A Catholic Is Tough

There are of course LOTS of reason why being a Catholic is tough and one of them is "accrued punishment." When you are a Catholic, and by that I mean an "authorized baptised Catholic" which can occur at two weeks of age with no instruction and while you are an idiot, or, if you have grown up, after years of study. And if the baptism, of course, is done by a Catholic. This authorized baptism puts a "mark on your soul." This mark tells God after you are dead and standing before Him that you are a Catholic because this mark cannot be removed. So if while you are alive and not standing before God and you decide to not be a Catholic anymore you are still bound by all the rules. Because you can't quit being a Catholic. You are authorized. So if you quit "doing the stuff" that you have to do to avoid Hell for eternity, like go to Catholic church services once a week on specified days, this pile of crimes still accrues. Even though you quit. So if you are a Catholic, don't ever quit. Because you can't. It's not allowed.

1 Comments:

At December 8, 2008 at 6:13 PM , Blogger jj solari said...

I happen to know that you are an authorized Catholic and that you think you have quit. You will burn in an eternal hell for your departure. You have stated the rules well and I rejoice at your damnation. Sincerely, All The Other Catholics

 

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