Monday, December 8, 2008

More Catholics and Protestants

Nothing fills a Catholic with more discomfort and maybe even fear than to say that Jesus the Jew who was executed by exremity-impalement under order from Imperial Rome at the instigation of Jews who threatened, nigger-like, to riot if Jesus wasn't executed (I don't mean to change the subject but has anyone noticed that the Jews haven't threatened anything since? And Hitler was able to role right over the coweriing little fucks with impunity ten years after he gave them ample warning that he would. You would think they woulda done some preparin'. But, nope: only their own Messiah has managed to fill them with enough zeal to actually join together undivided and do something; namely, kill their Creator. I am off the subject, and that subject is Jesus in the "Eucharist.") I'll start again. Nothing fills a Catholic with more discomfort and maybe even fear than to say Jesus the Jew is not present in the host. The host is a wafer of bread. I don't know what "Eucharist" actually means, it sounds Greek, which is a very cool language, but that's what Catholics call the "consecrated" piece of dried bread. "Consecrated" means that an authorized person has spoken "the words of Consecration" "over" the bread and has accomplished the transformation from sandwich to Diety. Protestants are going to have a tough enough time as it is with the Muslims when the Muslims come to offer them one chance at converting themselves away from the belief that God and Jesus, a mere human being, are the same. Catholics are going to get an even harsher beheading for believing that God and Jesus, and MILLIONS CIRCLES OF CONSECRATED DRIED BREAD are ALSO God. I suppose when the knife goes up against the throat a lot of people will be making that all important conversion to Islam. Satan can be real persuasive when he has a throat-cutter in his hand. Get ready for it, your new President, the Nigger Elect is one o' those Muslim bastards, and if you are white he hates you in particular. But to be fair to the guy he ain't all that crazy about niggers either. I know my psychopaths, and he's right up there ridin' real high in the genuineness category. Hold on to your hats and your heads, evvabuddy, the Muslims are a-comin', YEE ha. But you Catholics, you are going to have a particularly grisly time of it with your version of what God is and what He ain't. Cause you claim He's also carbohydrates. And that you eat Him. In fact the Muslims might not even GIVE you fuckers the one chance to convert, they'll be so pissed.

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