Democrats and Republicans

The difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is who they want to stop. Democrats want to stop progress. Republicans want to stop fun. They are both possessed of the notion that there are certain things that are a threat TO THEM PERSONALLY. These notions, in the real world, are called "phobias." In the world of governmental politics they are called "real concerns." For instance, Republicans have a "real concern" that nudity and fornicating and anything involving sexual arousal or reference to the groins or anything stimulating the groins is dangerous to them personally. So it is important that it be eradicated from their sight. That means YOU can't play with your balls or your sister's tits because the Republicans will get all nervous and pissed. To Democrats a "real concern" is that Christianity will be practiced somewhere. Democrats have a fear and horror of Christianity. Jesus is their mortal enemy, for some reason, probably because Jesus abrogated law. And lawyers. Since Jesus is the Author of Liberty they naturally have a fear and horror of anything that might be a Jesus-Related Corollary; in other words "actual" rights. Being fear-soaked mortal enemies of Christianity they are allies of Satan and love to mimic what is right in their ongoing quest for what is wrong; so they invent rights that don't really exist and claim them as the "real" rights and proclaim the "real" rights as "unfair." The "right to a job," for instance, is one of their invented rights. The "right to safety," is another one. There's lots of them, they come up with them daily. They have recently come up with "animal rights." Republicans, being stupid assume that these actually are "rights," since it SOUNDS like they might be "rights." Republicans are not smart people, don't let anyone else tell you different. They are actually a thousand times dumber than Democrats, and that ain't good because Democrats are pretty dumb too, but not nearly as dumb as Republicans.