A Gay Moment

Trader Joe's brought out a cookie that looks lust like a Milano. Except it's a thousand times better than a Milano. It's all crisp while Milanos are pasty, limp, loose, wads of crap. So Pepperidge Farms threatened to sue Trader Joe's if they didn't take the pretend-but-superior Milanos off the shelf. So Trader Joe's did. And as a result it will be a cold day in hell before I buy a fucking Pepperidge Farms product again. They can't even make their own shit right, someone else has to show them how to do it? Fuck them. Fucking losers.