Thursday, March 28, 2013

Karen Black, Scientology's Shocking Failure

   Karen Black has some disease. So she is begging for money. Karen Black is also a Scientologist. A Scientologist getting a disease is mysterious enough, a Scientologist reduced to asking for alms sort of throws a rock through the window of magical powers through which Scientologists observe the universe. You would think that the Church of Scientology would give back - just for starters - all the money she has given them in order to become a superbeing, since either she was a bad student or she had a bad teacher. Either way something went wrong in the pan-determinism machine that is supposed to be the enlarged soul of Karen Black, now that she has "gone up the bridge" to whatever it is that is at the top of the bridge. The Scientology bridge goes up, incidentally, in case you were not aware of that. All other bridges go across but the Scientology bridge goes up. You go up the bridge in Scientology. And your money goes up up and away in Scientology. And your life goes constricted constricted constricted because eventually Scientology is the only thing inside your head, meaning you can only communicate with other Scientologists without being considered a retarded imbecilic moron fuckhead boring zombie from sci-fi comic con, the hell division.

1 Comments:

At March 31, 2013 at 12:58 AM , Blogger Cap'n Bob said...

Thank you for the best laugh I've had in a long time. Cockeyed Karen should hit up her cult pals for a few pennies, or at least a touch assist. Oh, I forgot, their motto is Reward the Upstat. In other words, keep throwing money at the successful people and let the losers go to Hell.

True story: I was sitting in a $cientology franchise owner's house once watching TV with some other idiots from the cult. One of those commercials came on for starving kids in South America and the "minister" said, "Fuck 'em." This is their idea of helping Mankind, the scum.

 

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