A Worthy Retirement Goal

I think when men and women retire they should devote all their time to trying to orally copulate with themselves. First of all you have the time to work at this for once. Second, you have an incentive, which is self explanatory. Third if you succeed all the rest of your days will be euphoric. I wonder if AARP would get behind this sort of thing for old folks. "Transform your golden years into high gloss titanium-platinum with diamond and emerald inlays years: learn to self-abuse yourself with your mouth, lips and tongue. That moment when you find that your face and your cock are joined by the enthusiastic sucking vacuum caused by your
own rejoicing lips around your own distended and equally rejoicing cock head, or when you feel the end of your own tongue sliding against the bursting emergence of your own clit from it's burrow and the both of them singing the twat-song electric.....that is a moment worth achieving before you go to your eternity of non existence. Go out with your own face buried in your own crotch. Go to your grave having achieved the highest personal goal possible to a human being: sucking your own cock and licking your own pussy."..........and so on and so forth. The next best thing about sucking your own cock or licking your own pussy at 70 is that when your spouse walks in while you're practicing just your nakedness alone will be enough to send them running out of the room, forget about what you're trying to do. Another bonus is that, i don't know if you've noticed, Buford, but you're already permanently bent over like a pretzle. You're probably halfway there just takin' a piss. I mean there AIN'T no DOWNSIDE to any of this. Think it over.