jj solari vs you: Chinese Disneyrand

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Chinese Disneyrand

China is going to have a Disneyland. Woman of the North said...

"Disney is opening a park in China. Let's see-- they could have the Mandatory Abortion ride, and the Machine-gun Your Own Relatives ride, and the How Many People Can Fit in a Cubic Yard ride, and the Eat Your Cat ride, and the Coolie Railroad ride, and the Chinese Laundry ride, and the Zap a Zip ride, and the . . . . ."

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At November 4, 2009 at 6:20 PM , jj solari said...: that will be one of the rides in Nocatland
At November 4, 2009 at 6:26 PM , nobody said...: The tea cup ride will be woks.
At November 4, 2009 at 6:53 PM , Ray Hicks said...: How about..."Pirates of the South China Sea."
At November 4, 2009 at 10:56 PM , jj solari said...: mickey and minnie will be inside giant cloth soupbowls.

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hi. i used to be jayjay the mouseketeer. now i am jj, the gay, no wait, the totally heterosexual and very manly former comedian in easyriders and biker magazines, and a blogger person with 4 but you dont have to count them, 4, blogs: jj solari vs you, jj solari vs the constitution, jj solari vs thomas kinkade and jj solari vs lost vegas. that last one is totally vulgar. the first one is totally un PC, the second one makes me enemies of the Right but not of the Left even though I myself am an enemy of the Left and merely an observer of the Right, and the third one critques quite harshly the so called art work of thomas Kinkade. the thomas kinkade blog is no longer being added to since the day he had the courtesy to die. thank you. oh and fuck you.

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