It's Official: Obama Actually Is A Queer

Well, ya know, I have to confess, 40% of my "Obama's A Fag" chants have been just pure name-calling. But now I am able to say with 100% certainty that Barak Hussein Obama, Nigger President of the Fagnited States, is an actual living, breathing, penis-inhaling, take-it-up-the-ass, bone-smuggling, sperm-drinking fag homosexual queerbait gay butt-wrangling cock-sucking, ball-licking, amyl nitrate-popping nancyboy poof prancing fucking jizz-gulping penis-slurping faggot. Let me tell you something about myself: I'M a faggot. Ok, let me start over, that was not what I meant to say. I don't even know where that came from. I'm beginning again. Let me tell you something about myself: I KNOW magazines. I know them inside and out. I know every magazine on the rack and I know what's in them and I know which ones talk about this, and I know which ones talk about that, and I know the politics of every magazine out there, and they are all political, believe me, even Muscle And Fitness and Jack and Jill and Better Homes and Gardens, and Tattoo, and they all have a philosophy and they all have an agenda and they all have policies that never waver and they all have an identity. Rolling Stone is a fag magazine. This is not name calling, they say so all the time without actually saying so. The founder is a fag and proud of it, and he also publishes Men's Adventure magazine which is for the more manly faggot who is more comfortable being in hiding by doing "manly" things like mountain biking and hiking and kayaking and Not Hunting and Not Fishing, rather than "faggy" things like art and decor and restaurant criticism and cooking and what-to-wear, and the founder has a political agenda, which is anti-Christian, pacifist, roll-over and submit like a dog to anyone not patriotic or American, and the magazine is totally hippy-level liberalism-slash-marxist-slash-Democrat-slash-anti industrial/military American Might-slash-Ultra Fag Agenda. I know magazines. I've written for magazines, I've studied magazines, I've collected magazines, I know how the staffs of magazines work, I know how the editors work, I know how the publishers work, I dig magazines, someday I will probably own my own magazine. So I know magazines. And Rolling Stone is a fag magazine. IF YOU ARE A FAG AND HAVE INFLUENCE you will be "on the cover of the Rolling Stone." WHY you would want to be on the cover of the Rolling Stone if you are not a fag is beyond me, but it makes no difference, if you are not a fag you probably won't end up there anyway, unless they think you will sell a million copies for being there, like that snow-boarder who was on there because he was a big deal for a week and because he had hair like Jim Morrison, so the hippy editors and publisher thought that would be "groovy" and would sell a million copies to Deadheads puking in the gutter. So the snowboarder's pro'bly not a fag. He's just someone fags would like to fuck, pro'bly, so he got on there. He's a "useful idiot," in other words, as the anti-communists used to say. Adam Lambert, on the other hand, is A QUEER FOR ALL QUEERS. He will be the first to proudly admit this. Adam Lambert is on the current cover of the regular magazine, the bi-weekly, no pun intended version of Rolling Stone. But there is at the moment a "special commemorative issue" of Rolling Stone, in the form of a regular-sized magazine, with the Faggot In Chief on the cover, and if his gay girlie "I am so cute" grin isn't even faggier than Adam Lambert's spread-legged, looking-up-at-you picture with a fucking snake crawling toward his crotch, then I have a ten inch dick. And ask around, maybe starting at the gay bathouses, I don't have a ten inch dick. No matter WHAT I might say to the contrary. Like I say, ask around. Shit, ask my wife. You'll know she ain't lyin' just by the way she says it. There'll be no mistake. But if Obama ain't queer, then I have a ten inch dick. So he's queer. Ok? Now, Rolling Stone knows Obama's queer. And Obama knows that Rolling Stone knows he's queer. So someone has something over someone's head. Either Obama knows enough about Rolling Stone to have the CIA nuke the place, or else Rolling Stone knows enough about Obama to be able to put him on the cover of their Fag Rag without him having a problem with it. In other words, for one reason or another the biggest fag mag in America and the Niggerdent of the Fagnited States....are very good friends with each other. So Obama's a fag. So now it's official, and it's a pretty good bet SOMEONE has the pictures to prove it. Not that it needs proving to me. Rolling Stone is the best evidence I could possibly have. The only magazines faggier MIGHT be GQ and Vanity Fair and O - Aperah Winfrey's rag. Maybe. And the nigger in chief has pro'bly been on those covers too, for all I know.