Michelle Obama Before Breakfast

This picture was recently taken of Michelle Obama before the White House army of Style Network makeover fags get to work on her. As Mr. Genevieve, her "face engineer" said in a recent interview, "Really, Michelle is SUCH a dear, but, oh gawd, you don't EVEN want to see her before 9 AM, she looks and smells like a leaky body bag." Her hairdresser, Tice Bandy, said "When she first appears, like a Ringwraithe, in the kitchen first thing????.......O MY GAWWWD!!! She looks like a 90 year old toothless sidewalk crack-whore in Haiti. With none of the charming personality and cooperative disposition. Jesus, she's like a fucking dragon, I swear. If it wasn't for tons of Darvon I could never make it through the day with her. No wonder Barak's queer. I mean she'd send Ron Jeremy screaming into a gay bathouse. STILL she looks better than Hillary. O my gawd, THAT woman's face looks like the front of an Edsel."