Yahoo And The Associated Press Douches

If your son ever says to you he wants to be an Associated Press reporter when he grows up, Pop?...you've got a fag on your hands, bud. You might as well just drop him off at the Y or leave him in a gay bar or enroll him in ballet class or get him ready for college, 'cause you have a girl-hating, pussy-fearing uppitty little snotty faggot for a son, Berford. I rummaged through the Yahoo "news" stories today, and the one about Iran reminded me, the reader, for the billionth time about the "elite Republican Guard" that is poised and ready to overwhelm the evil armies of the West. These Muslim backwater dirtbag countries always have "elite" forces at the ready, prepared for Attila-level warfare on a grand scale of majestic slaughter, for who can stand up to them? This is how the Islamic-Country shuffling idiots with broken rifles appear to AP writers. Like Myrmidons, like Terminators, like Transformers that mated with Alien Queens and produced unstoppable giants. You ever see these fucking Islamic " elite forces?" They all look like frightened mental patients in a Connecticut sanitarium for the hopelessly sensitive. These are the trembling zombies that the AP journalist regard as "elite forces." And now it's North Korea. According to the AP mantra for THOSE stone-age monkeys, North Korea has "the largest ground-forces army" in the universe, and get this, "180,000" of them are "special forces" troops. Yeah, they're special, they have water in their WW2 canteens and not pig-urine like the other troopers. Iraq, as you might remember, had, according to the AP faggots, the most vicious and "elite" army of conquerers since Julius Caesar. Nothing could stop them. The American War Machine - now being led by a nigger Muslim that can't scrounge up enough internal guts to quit smoking - obliterated THEIR "elite republican guard" in about a week. It's just fucking gone now. "The fourth largest mechanized army on earth" it was, according to the Associated Press male cock-slurpers. It ain't around no more. It all got shipped to a salvage yard in New Jersey. Did any of the AP faggots ever backpedal or ever say "Gee, I guess we exaggerated the expertise and military capability of the elite Iraqi republican guard." Fuck no. They just pick up their pencils and notebooks and Anal KY jelly and move on to the next shithole army to praise and adore. Yahoo used to be SORT of cool. Now it's just another faggot Associated Press
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