Monday, June 22, 2009

Michigan


The "State" of Michigan, or as I call it "the African country of Michigan" is runniing "come to Michigan" tourism commercials all over the place. It's, like, if you go to Michigan you will suddenly come to realize great wisdom and knowledge. Yeah, they're right: you'll realize you just entered hell. That wisdom and knowledge will hit you like a nigger's club on the back of the head. And when you finally wake up and leave Michigan your wallet and car will be gone and your children will all have become imbeciles, swinging from trees and stealing fruit from supermarkets, like macaques at an Indian bazzar. Bring scuba gear to breathe from because the air is full of smoke from niggers burning the houses they lost via the Federal Housing Loans To Niggers Program. Michigan: HAHAHAHAHAHA Oh, and by the way, it is the only ad, or show, or commercial, or public service message or ANYTHING on television that doesn't have one single nigger in it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. It's like when the Jamaican niggers were slicing the legs off white tourists and the Jamaican feds suddenly started running ads with happy friendy colorfully garbed delightful Jamaican niggers being all nice and subservient to the white children tourists. But they couldn't find any happy colorfully garbed niggers in Michigan so they just left them out. Michigan niggers are different from Jamaican niggers, even the Jamaican niggers that cut off your legs: Michigan niggers are meaner. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Michigan....Jamaica.....they are now the same: vacation paradises where niggers are fun. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sucker. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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