Speakin' O' Jesus...

Above are pictures of Gene Scott, the world's funniest preacher, dead or alive, and his wife Melissa, who used to be Barbie Bridges, porn actress. She now does the preaching because the old man died. No surprise there, she looks like she can do more with a cock than a monkey can do with thirty feet of rope. She also does the singing. It's real hard to say which one she does worse. Her preaching would put starving hyenas to sleep right atop the zebra they were eating. And her singing would wake them all up again and chase them off the kill. What she really needs to do is strip from the fucking pulpit. I mean, here we see God's work plainly made manifest and she's too fucking stupid to get it. And she's supposed to have a 200 IQ. Ain't buyin' it anymore than I'm buyin Hillary Clinton knows her ass from a hole in the ground or a real cock from a candy bar. Hey, Stupid!! You, preacher idiot!!!...there's a reason God put you in charge of the most renegade church in history: to continue the renegade work started by yer dead ol' man. Now if yer gonna fucking persist in reading the bible like it's a chinese phone book printed upside down, at least read it naked, toots. Have a fucking clue, you dumbass bitch. Thank you.