Two Beautiful Emails Between Friends

Dennis to me: "He just got back from Mexico let's pray he got the pig flu."
JJ to Dennis: "I see that in times of need even you, Dennis Ousley, often called - I think by God himself "the biggest asshole i ever made" - even you turn to God at moments of desperation. And I would call this a time of desperation. I will lead the prayer: Dear holy Lord, who sent his son down to earth to become a jew bastard to save the other jew bastards and look what it got him - we pray that you will work your miracle of infection and disease and afflict our new nigger in chief with the shit-spraying ailment that carries the same name as he called sarah palin....who i might add really likes you, and i think if you played your cards right you might have a shot at that vagina of hers that everybody wants to take a gander at. Oh wait, you created the fucking thing. never mind. Oh, yeah, so, ok, we pray that you slay the half breed nigger muslim mother fucker with the pig disease, and if you do, so help me You, i will post this prayer on my blog that nobody reads. ya know what?....I'll do it in advance. I
guarantee you if you kill that fucker with swine flu you'll have a lotta guys laughin their asses off for the rest of their lives and talkin'-ya-up to the muslims just before they blow their fuckin allah-assfuckin' heads off. If vengeance is truly yours like you say it is,hey, really, i think its time you fucking hauled it outa the fucking bin you gut it buried in before it fucking rusts away to nothing. Then vengence will be nobody's. And who the fuck needs that. If vengeance is really yours you gut an infinite amount of it so unload a little on that nigger muslim Christ-hating fuck in the Black House. I hate to say it, but don't be so Jewish with the vengeance, spend a little already. Thank you O Lord. Amen. Hope it works. that is one mother fucking sincere prayer if you ask me. and ya know what? the worst that can happen is He'll say no. And He does that anyway, usually. So whatdafuck. Thank you Jesus." And now let us all reflect on President Onigger contracting the flu and dying. And You O Lord won't even get the credit. It'll be blamed on Bush. THAT'S gotta be the pisser right there, Lord.