Charities

I am speaking now as an Italian. In some areas we are experts. Sharpshooting ain't one of 'em. But take it from me, the bigger the charity is...the more crooked it is. And if it's big enough to be advertising on network television: with a slew of movie stars; it don't get more crooked than that. Except for them Christian ones with the kids crying. Those Christian ones ain't just crooked: they're also just plain wrong. HAHAHAHAAHAHA