The Associated Press Flu

They ought to just call it that, the Associated Press Flu because it's a lot worse in print than it is in reality, and the Associated Press does all the print when it comes to news. Here's the actual situation. There's a flu going around. What the fuck is new. The Mexicans are in a panic. The Mexican government put them in a panic in order to steal their shit. Because things ain't going too good in Mexico, all the people there that came here ain't sending money back because they all lost their houses and their jobs and are going back themselves. So THAT'S the fucking panic. And since they're panicking anyway Calderon is gonna take advantage of the situation and haul some extra 14 year old girls and some 9 year old boys to his dungeons to fuck them. Eleven people in the USA got the flu. Eleven people in the USA got over the flu. Good thing Bush ain't President, he'd be gettin' blamed for this by the Associated Press. But the nigger's President so you won't hear shit-word-one that it's somehow his fault.