The Breaking Of The Seventh Seal Of The Apocalypse
posted by jj solari @ 12:08 PM
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Saturday, April 4, 2009
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- Name: jj solari
- Location: arcadia, california, in the country of, Mexico
hi. i used to be jayjay the mouseketeer. now i am jj, the gay, no wait, the totally heterosexual and very manly former comedian in easyriders and biker magazines, and a blogger person with 4 but you dont have to count them, 4, blogs: jj solari vs you, jj solari vs the constitution, jj solari vs thomas kinkade and jj solari vs lost vegas. that last one is totally vulgar. the first one is totally un PC, the second one makes me enemies of the Right but not of the Left even though I myself am an enemy of the Left and merely an observer of the Right, and the third one critques quite harshly the so called art work of thomas Kinkade. the thomas kinkade blog is no longer being added to since the day he had the courtesy to die. thank you. oh and fuck you.
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Excerpts from the conversation between Queen Elizabeth and Michelle Obama:
M.O. - "Das sho' sum NICE bling you be wearin', Missy Lizzy. You get dat at Tahgit?"
Q.E. - "I'm afraid I don't quite understand...."
M.O. - "I de queen uv AMERica. We guts sumpin in commin, ite."
Q.E. - "They still speak English there, do they not?..."
M.O. - "HEE HEE, yowza, cept fo' de Messicans."
Q.E.. - "The what?..."
M.O. - "Y'all don't have Messicans hee?"
Q.E. - "Messicans?...."
M.O. - "You deff, lady?"
Q.E. - "I'm sorry, are you here to carry the tray of little sandwiches around?..."
M.O. - "I am hee to FUCK YOU UP you don't stawt
reespektin' my black ass, bitch."
Then Hussein showed up and he started talking too and the Queen walked away with her hands against her ears.
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