Thursday, April 2, 2009

Michelliqua Hugs Queen


Everyone is making a big deal of Mz Yobama and the Queen hugging. Queen Elizabeth has stables full of horses all over England. I have seen many films of her being affectionate with them. Seeing that brown, broad, equine face of Michelle Obama coming steadily closer, and with the smell of sweat and the steam of high nervous activity coming off her umber, feral skin, and the odor of splashed-back urine and fecal matter rising to her nostrils from off Mz. Hussein's calves and ankles, it is likely the Queen felt suddenly quite at home hugging her, thinking herself to be mysteriously transported to the show-barn. Her reaction was quite natural, to my way of thinking, and shows the Queen's legendary rapport with farm animals. I don't see a controversy here.

4 Comments:

At April 2, 2009 at 4:10 PM , Blogger jj solari said...

this is a fucking outrage. you have really done it this time. this is a criminally beyond-the-pale affront to every aspect of humanity. I really feel sorry for you.

 
At April 2, 2009 at 6:45 PM , Blogger jj solari said...

You have basically called Mrs. Obama a horse. That is wrong and it is rude. She has children you know

 
At April 2, 2009 at 6:46 PM , Blogger jj solari said...

Are you aware that you are having an ongoing conversation with yourself?

 
At April 2, 2009 at 6:47 PM , Blogger jj solari said...

That doesnt even make sense.

 

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