Inexplicably Famous People cont.

Nicolas Cage. I am so befuddled by the fact that this man is famous I have never been able to bring myself to see even one of his movies. Once in a while he appears on television in a trailerized commercial for one of his movies. That's the only reason I know he exists at all. He's never on the screen for more than 30 seconds and no matter what the movie is, year after year after year, he always has the same expression and he always has the same dialogue and he always has the same predicament. Usually an explosion an fire. There is also always a serious predicament. Nicolas Cage does not handle serious predicaments well. He's alwayas at his wits end. There is never a calm assurance emanating from him. He is never in control of the situation. What amazes me is that the audience would give a crap. I mean he's so fucking rattled by everything, why not just let him die? Who would PAY to see Nicolas Cage be totally confused for an hour and a half? I guess everyone. I mean a guy named Hussein's president. So if it's totally fucked up, it's totally possible. That's what that tells me.