Sheriff John Bunnell

Sheriff John Bunnell is the bucktoothed-in-reverse, almost-lisping psychopathic host of the dangerous police pursuits series of programs that depicts "brave law enforcement officers" stealing the property of other people, and provoking people who are trying to protect their property and their freedom, provoking them into desperation escapes resulting in voracious pursuits which endanger thousands of innocent lives. John Bunnell insists that this criminal and irrational and unprovoked behavior by the police is necessary to "save thousands of innocent lives." John Bunnell is not what you would call a logician. He is also not what you would call sane. He is convinced that taking other peoples' property is A Noble Deed. Like any criminal, he has a million excuses why taking other peoples' property, and their liberty, is totally justified. The main one being "they broke the law." Or "they had it coming" as Al Capone would have put it. John Bunnell never flags or tires or exhausts himself in his enthusiasm and dedication to encouraging his cohorts to be relentless in their pursuit of looting their fellow Americans. Astoundingly, most of these looters are WHITE! This should give some credence to the niggers when they scream as they are being dragged away to jail "We could loin a few tings bout stealin' frum you honkee muvvafukkas!!" You are so right my negro friend! The cops gut you niggers beat like a faggot's little pecker when it comes to stealin. They are the grand champions of the pastime. They don't go to jail either. YOU do. Hey, don't be too hard on the guys, it's a livin'. These are the men John Bunnell admires and respects and reveres and praises. Thieves. The more of your stuff and the more of your freedom these guys take from you the more John Bunnell likes it. He swaggers and preens and struts and gleems with pride and satisfaction. I bet he'd look cute in that Masonic Apron, stark naked with his little buttcheeks exposed, kneeling before the Worshipful Master. On the other hand, what's being near naked in a roomfull of geeky fat Masons when you can shower in full balls-out naked, boners-high nudIty with buff, high-testosterone policemen!! Ain't no comparison. And cops can keep secrets better than any Mason on earth. Especially those, ya know, penis ones.