Men Are Pigs

There was a marching, striding bulldyke at where I used to work who once said to me "Men are pigs." I said to her "You dykes are just as foul and horny and eager to lick some nipples and lick some pussy as us. How come I never hear you say "Dykes are pigs"? She got all infuriated and stormed off. Fuckin' butch fucking idiot fucking titan-thighed monstrosity. Really: what is the fucking DEAL with those ASSES o' them walrus-bellied cuntlickers? But a tip to you guys that think you are too ugly to score a super hot 10-on-the-10-scale babe: a LOTTA them superfine broads LOVE them asshole butch uglies with personalities like grizzly bears and voices like grinding tank treads. So looks mean nuthin' to women, that's just girlie chatter. They want their pussies licked and they don't REALLY care who does it, especially if they show a ton of enthusiasm about it. Which bulldykes always do. So when yer talkin' to some chick you think you can NEVER fuck just do what the bulldykes do when you talk to 'em: constantly slide your tongue across your lips and just fuckin stare like your in a paralyzed trance at their crotch. Don't stare at their tits. You need to break that habit and start a new one. Stare at their crotches. And quit saying "Oh, man, lookit the tits opn her" around chicks. Say "Oh, man, lookit the pussy on her." Even if you can't see it. This fucking short-circuits a chick's entire head. They KNOW if their tits are hot, and if they ARE even YOU are gonna have enough brains not to be saying some other chick's tits are hot when she can hear you. You GUT some hot tits you're gettin-at already. But women have no idea if they have nice pussies or not. they're idiots. They ALL think that their pussies are rank scars on their skin that blood and piss and cum and bugs and smells and god-knows-what comes out of, what the fuck would a NICE one look like? So when they hear you droolin' about someone passin' by, "Oh, man, what a slobber-startin' pussy on THAT" they fuckin...they just don't know what to do. At WORST they'll - after some silence - say "Do...EYE............have a nice pussy?" It's great. I could do another 2,000 words on this but the pay's not good enough. Staring at tits pisses women off. Staring at their crotches does not. It does something else to them. I ain't quite sure what. But it ain't "gets them pissed." It puts them into a kind of odd, almost gothic, kind of attitude. Especially if you can't even see it. Like, if they're in a ton of clothing. It really throws 'em, is all I can say. Try it!! And it REALLY works with MOM! Oh-ho-ho MAN!!!!! Um, not, of course, that you would, um, want to, ya know, um, stare at your Mom's, um, ya know, pussy. At all.