Sunday, December 23, 2012

Jesus Came Out Of A Twat


   In these hours before Chrstmas I think we should take a moment to remind ourselves what Christmas is really all about: Jesus coming out of a twat. Our Christian Deity emerged from a pussy, as did we all. And yet even at Christmas time pussy is declared anathema to the Christian: thou shall not say pussy, thous shall not look at pussy, thou shall not touch pussy, thou shall not lick pussy, thou shall not fuck pussy, thou shall not subject thine pussy to the vibrating device to do so numbers you AMONG THE DAM-ED, THOU ACCURST!!!
   I say, enough of that. To us is born from a pussy - probably a hot 14 year old one at at -  a savior and redeemer and payer of the price of our rebellion. What does it all mean? It means drink up, motherfucker, and stick your middle finger up a twat and think of Jesus. Amen. Merry Christmas. Oh, and, fuck you. And the horse you jacked off when you got here. Thank you.

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