Paris Hilton, People Wonder Why I Love Her

   She does porn proudly. She sucks dick like she likes it. Her sex drive is at hyena levels. Today she's in the news for saying fags are disgusting and are all contaminated with aids. And she reportedly had this conversation.

HILTON: I went out with that guy last night.
Which guy?
HILTON (points to an actor in Saving Private Ryan): We were making out, but then we went somewhere where it was bright and I saw that he was black and made an excuse and left. I can’t stand black guys. I would never touch one. It’s gross. (pauses). Does that guy look black to you?
How black does a guy have to be?
HILTON: One percent is enough for me."

She does community service and doesn't complain about it. She fucks like a mink on meth. She snorts coke. She wears cute shoes. And did I mention she fucks like bulldyke in a bar full of womens' softball teams?