Thursday, January 14, 2010

Weather Channel Update

The weather for today and for the next few weeks will be rubble, followed by amputations, with partial blood and guts, and afternoon gusts of zombie dust with intermittent voodoo chants accompanied by people crawling on the ground at two miles per hour. In other words, another normal day in Haiti. The weather channel became the geology channel two seconds after the Haiti earthquake and that lasted for a day or so and now it is the news channel. Fuck the weather, the Haitian idiot neegrows are what you will be finding out about on the weather channel for the next thousand years. Because that's how long it's going to take to turn what Haiti is now into what Haiti was one second before the earthquake hit: a poverty infested pigsty of disease and misery and voodoo cannibalism. One GOOD thing about the earthquake is that for a few days at least the Haitians will have enough to eat. There will be plenty of their neighbors lying around on the streets and sidwalks to keep the kettles hanging on nails full and there will be enough rags and splinters clogging the ground to keep a fire under the kettles. Yes it will be boiled nigger heads for everyone!! Yum!!!

2 Comments:

At January 14, 2010 at 6:19 PM , Blogger Bob Frapples said...

Don't forget the dense fog with low, low, low jungle drums pounding in the background...creepy, ain't it?

 
At January 14, 2010 at 8:19 PM , Blogger Mick said...

Shit be damned!! Wouldn't you know I'm going to miss out on this delicacy because I just started a vegetarian diet!!

 

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