Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Ellen De-estrogened


As if all the usual reasons not to watch American Homosexual were not enough, this time they have Ellen De-estrogened as a "judge." She can't sing a note, she has a tin ear, is tone deaf, hates men, and is very disturbing to look at because she doesnt seem to have any visible internal life force, she is like a ghost who knows she is about to turn into a wisp of smoke and disappear.
She looks scared all the time. You want to throw a blanket over her and carry her off into the woods and leave here there by herself to shake and whimper, just so you won't have to look at her face anymore. She's now going to aim that face into every home in America. Her and Obama are about the two most disturbing entities on planet earth and I don't know, now that he's on the table, I don't know why they haven't let Obama be a judge on that show too. He's a faggot so he certainly qualifies, and i saw him and De-estrogened dance sort of "with each other" on her show once. He is a lot better dancer than she is, by the way, even though she seems to think she's pretty cool with her grotesque dykey contortions and bizarre uncoordinated twists and torques of her limbs as she "gets down and parties." I'm getting sick to my stomach just thinking about it. I have to stop. I do kind of like looking at her almost-cameltoe up there though. I think.

5 Comments:

At January 12, 2010 at 12:19 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a first...I disagree with you. I like Ellen.

 
At January 12, 2010 at 1:58 PM , Blogger Gringo said...

Come on JJ admit it man , once you got past the smell of fish and un-wiped ass you would bang Smellin Degenerate senseless givin the chance!

 
At January 12, 2010 at 7:32 PM , Blogger Bob Frapples said...

She always seemed a bit too, I don't know, mannish, maybe...

Ah, but if she were NUDE, that would tell the tale, or is it tail??

 
At January 12, 2010 at 8:34 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes I like Ellen. Her variety show is halfway decent. Her wife is very attractive. And they make a nice couple.

Now as far as American Idol she'll be the judge that replaces Paula for Simon. Them two should be great together. Downright funny. He's been on her show a few times and she always trashes him etc. Quite funny.

But, Ellen won't be on the show until Hollywood.

 
At January 12, 2010 at 9:36 PM , Blogger nobody said...

I bet if she sucked your dick it would feel just as good as Wayne Newton sucking your dick.

 

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