Haiti Earthquake

There was an earthquake in Haiti. "The largest ever recorded in the area," according to the Fagsociated Press. It was a 6 point 5. That aint all that treacherous except in a place like Haiti which is a fucking shithole where everything is made of mud and people live in squalid hordes, pressed together like bacon in a package. Now, nobody has any details and there probably won't BE any details for a thousand years. Because Haiti is a sewer where nothing goes in or out. It's a desolate septic tank where communication is done by disease. Only illness and sickness travels from one peron to another in Haiti, not news or information or conversation or data or instructions or advice. The Haitians also practice VOODOO!!!! They love the stuff. They think about it all day long like I think about pussy and tits. Voodoo is what they are and voodoo is what they do. They pray to Satan and they put hexes on people and they make voodoo dolls and they deal in spells and inflict pain on their enemies by dancing around a fire and they eat raw dead animals in their fur and they drink human blood and they worship filth and fecal matter and they are basically lower than bacteria on the chain of usefullness-to-anything scale. In a thousand years maybe a satellite will have a camera powerful enough to penetrate the filth and putrid crap that is the island of Haiti and tell some future generation the extent of the damage from the earthquake. But like New Orleans after Katrina, the area after the quake probably looks like the area before the quake. Just with more unburied dead people laying in the streets and in the trees than usual.