Real Email Exchange Between Me And Woman Of The North

Well, here's the dumbest thing you'll be asked today-- maybe all week. My friend with a Mac wants to put those shitty smiley faces on his emails. On Windows, we have a bunch of them but he says on his Mac they're real small and not in color. Do you know if Mac has smiley faces? And how to access them??______WOTN


Can i say something? you need to remove that person from your circle of acquaintances. Anyone who uses emotocons is a shallow - AND PROBABLY PERNICIOUS - individual. i am happy to say i dont know if mac has a program developed to allow mac users - a higher form of life - to descend to the level of emotoconizing their emails regarding upper mathematics and discussions of life in the universe, which is basically all they write about, although ichat i believe allows you to smear these foul and revolting "substitutes for a brain" onto your twitter-like expressions of blandness and iterations of meaninglessness as you tell your ichat pal what you are doing right now: "just pooted - tee hee :) :) :)" (emotocons of red-faced blushes here)_____JJS


HAHA, that's what I figured. Thanks._____WOTN