Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Soup Plantation Revisited

You would think I would I would learn the truth of the adage that if you keep doing the same thing over and over and expect to get different results each time you're insane. But I haven't. Again I went to the Soup Plantation. Which is perfectly ok if you do not eat there but merely observe. Then it becomes FUN. But I went there to eat. When you eat at the Soup Plantation you are eating saliva. You are eating your own saliva and the saliva of everyone else in the place because everyone else in the place - except me - puts their fingers in their mouths at least a thousand times in the course of dragging your tray along the rows of saliva bins. There were not even a lot of people there and the first creature I laid eyes on was a 13 year old boy with a face like a hyena who was putting his hands into everything and eating at the same time he was tossing shit onto his plate. There are little paper cuplets for dressing and he took one and swirled his tongue into it a few times to moisten the sides and bottom and then took the ladle and placed some dressing with it into his little saliva lake and then put the ladle back. He never once stopped eating with his hands. He was in the line of saliva bins on the other side of the line I was in so I watched him all the while I was selecting my own saliva selections. If you were to go there just to observe it is a pretty good certainty you would see more crimes of filth being committed by the public into the food bins than you would see at a drunken orgy of cannibalism. The Soup Plantation is a testing ground for the auto immune system. It is a menagerie of spit-in-flight. It is a carousel of mucous. If the food was at knee level people would jizz and piss into it. At least the men. The women would hand feed food into their mouths and pussies. It is an ongoing carnival of hygienic catastrophe. There's a website for grotesque Walmart customers, and there should be a website for videoed Soup Plantation felonies committed by - not the staff, God only knows what THEY'RE doing - but the customers. Someone please get that site up and running and do your part to save the planet. Fuck cleaning the air and saving the forests, save the fucking humans: monitor the Soup Plantation and get the truth out. BEFORE WE ALL FUCKING DIE!!

3 Comments:

At November 19, 2009 at 6:33 AM , Blogger Ray Hicks said...

"Souplantation restaurants have been the source of two foodborne illness outbreaks within five months of each other. An outbreak of E. coli in March 2007 was linked to the Lake Forest, California Souplantation, which resulted in a voluntary shutdown. Also, an outbreak of Shigella in July/August 2007 was linked to the Pasadena, California Souplantation, which also resulted in a voluntary shut down for a thorough resanitation."

- This is an example of what might have appeared in Time Magazine -- Yours is much better!

 
At November 19, 2009 at 8:26 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

ain't dat duh way affreekkans eat?

 
At November 19, 2009 at 3:34 PM , Blogger jj solari said...

mick: i gotta admit, yeah, you're right. i guess i had it comin' goin into a "eat like the niggers do" eatery. i gut no excuse.

 

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