Gagwriter Jokes Of The Day

"They haven't buried Michael Jackson because Nambla and Boys Town are fighting for custody of the body."....."They haven't buried him because the family would like to have a couple of dead children for some overnights first."....."They haven't buried him because he hasn't stopped twitching and grabbing at his crotch yet.".... "They haven't buried him yet because the Pope wants him buried at St Peter's, one - because it's St PETER's and two- because he wants to make him the patron saint of priests."....."Madonna wants to adopt Michael Jackson's body."...."They were gonna hang Michael Jackson by the neck from one of the basketball rims at the Staples Center but realized that would cause a lot of controversy so they are gonna put another rope around his nuts so it doesn't look like a lynching."......D.O.