Jackson Funeral

This picture, taken at the mortuary embalming Michael Jackson's tranny carcass, will feature Jackson with an erection of his penis available for touching by boys under 12. Those youngsters who wish to actually suck Michael Jackson's dead penis will have to pay double the fingers-only fee. The family has stated that no one may exceed 2 seconds on the clock for any kind of contact. Youngsters who cannot reach up and over the coffin will be lifted up into the air by NAMBLA officials and gently and tenderly held ass-to-cock by the courteous boy-lovers afficianadoes. Trillions of eager adults and hundreds of terrified children are expected to attend. Admission is $1,000. Children under puberty are free to admit but must pay the posted touch-a-cock fee. To be announced. MIchael also foward-lookingly saved all of his ejaculated semen throughout his busy boy-fucking life and droplets of his sacred and holy jizz have been encased in lovely lockets and bracelets. President Obama has already ordered several to place on silver rods and push through his nostrils for decorative purposes. "We did dat in de tribe ub my yoof, hee hee yowza, ite," the president said while shrinking a head.