Freak Of Nature In Two Galaxies Still Dead

The above monstrosity, whose death has caused a worldwide emotional depression among all humans over the age of 12 and jubilation among all those under that age - is still dead. A funeral, which is customary among the dead has been postponed "indefinately." This is not at all an unusual turn of events for this family of weirdos. The speculation is that there is a LOT of discussion regarding the possibility of displaying his skeleton next to that of the Elephant Man, a person Jackson had a clear affinity for. Among the speculations for the actual cause of death, the one highest on the list is "God just finally had enough."