Iranian Democracy

Here's what the deal is in Iran. Two guys "ran" for office: the guy that looks like a skinny dirty little macaque with a long name: and some other guy. But the country is actually run by the guy above, the one in the fucked up clothes and that looks like a jew haberdasher or an Armenian slumlord. He is the king. So the elections mean nothing at all. It all depends on who the king wants. And the king wants the macaque, because the macaque is as insane as Ed Gein, Albert Packer and Jeffrey Daumer put together. So the Muslim king naturally thinks he's cool. Because Muslims are all deranged drinkers of human blood who think killing themselves and everyone else is the most worthwhile thing you can do while on earth because some non-existant monstrosity named Allah who is so majestic he can actually put his own penis into his own mouth from the backside-out, from the throat-up, from his gullet to his teeth, via a route beginning at the outside of his asshole and proceeding up his insides and straight out his yapper and squirting Allah jizz on all the young smooth boys in Allah-land Praise His Sacred Dangling Cowballs And His Most Majestic Yak-Scrotum of Duck Semen Most Miraculous!!..... I'm sorry, I lost my place, being caught-up in the praises of Allah. Where was I...Oh yeah, so that's what this Allah faggot wants them all to do: kill themselves and everyone else and drink raw blood. And the king thinks that the skinny monkey man will advance this particular agenda better and faster than the other guy will. But the "people" think the other guy won. So they're all upset. It's basically like what we have here in America...we are basically a Muslim country, I don't know why the Muslims have a problem with us...the only difference in what we have here is WE DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW WHO THE KING IS!! My first guess is it is the guy that financed Obama's campaign, which would be King Saud. But In America we keep the real king hidden because, unlike in Iran, in America everyone is armed, and if they all marched on Washington like they are marching on the Iranian Capitol, you'd see every Congressman and Senator and every member of the Obama family shitting a trail of shit out of the city in screaming terror. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Don't give up your guns, folks, when the Feds make you list them on your tax return so they can come get 'em, you might be gonna need 'em. Those are the only things keeping you alive, believe it or not. I'm speakin' especially to you Christians. Obama's gonna slit your throats even before he slits the Jew throats. Obama and all the other Muslims have a real problem with you Christians proclaiming an executed Jew human being is your God. Jews are bad enough to Muslims: but one of these detested Jew bastards being The One True God??.... this REALLY infuriates the fuckers, let me tell ya. And I'll tell ya somethin' else, as long as we're on the topic, the Jews ain't all that crazy about the idea either. They just ain't sayin' nuthin' 'cause we're too important to their survival - so they think. But I'll tell ya somethin' else too, I see the Jews and the Muslims comin' to a common ground of agreement in gettin' rid of Chrstianity and Christians if the Muslims say they'll be all nicey-nice if the Jews co-operate. And I know Jews: they're gonna like this idea. So the Muslims will use the Jews to get rid of the USA and then the Muslims will turn on the Jews. And you don't need a fuckin' crystal ball or a fuckin' Bible to figure THIS out, motherfucker, all you need is to have ever seen a Muslim and Jew and watched how they behave. And then it's REAL EASY to predict what they'll do. They ain't all that fucking mysterious, dude, unless you're a fucking reetard. You Christians need to buy some throat protectors. Or else get some fucking balls. One or the other. And to quit thinkin' that nigger Muslim in the White House is your pal. If you're white he wants you dead, and if you're white and Christian he wants you worse than dead, whatever that is, and I have a hunch he knows. It's the kind of foul knowledge he would actually have, 'cause he sure don't have much of the normal kind of knowledge, like two plus two. Have a nice day.